Marriage Rule #38- Any t-shirts that you may have received from winning a wet t-shirt contest now belong to your husband. Just cause.
Marriage Rule #231- There will be shaving hairs around the sink. No matter how often you yell or nag or plead. They will be there.
Marriage Rule #16- You must not communicate with any ex-boyfriends on Facebook. No matter how bad you want to snoop their pictures and scope out their mousy looking wife. Do not. Just stop.
Marriage Rule #72- Do not expect any home improvement projects to be done in a timely manner. In fact, just add at least two weeks onto the time it would take you to do the said project.
Marriage Rule #3- Be patient. Because if you aren't, your head will explode.