So this day be speak like a scurvy pirate day. 'n no I don't normally speak like 'tis, but I typed 'tis into th' scurvy pirate tavern 'n 'tis be what I got. I find 'tis hilarious. Now watch 'tis. ye mama wears combat boots. ye rubber 'n I be glue whatever ye shout bounces 'o me 'n sticks to ye. me mama told me to pick th' extra best one 'n ye be not it. hardyharhar, no? Did ye understand a damn ta hell thin' I was sayin'? oh me god 'tis be fun 'n I don't think I can stop. What be th' word fer sex in scurvy pirate shout? Oh it appears to be sex. Darn. I was hopin' fer somethin' a wee wee bit more entertainin'. hi-ho grandma! don't worry folks, I be goin' to message a recipe 'n maybe some Sugarbaby Saturday photos. We've got some dress up planned 'n I be makin' yummy shrimp salad. Stay tuned. I promise th' next message won't be in scurvy pirate speak.