Bravo my good sir! You are quite funny. Sidesplitting even. Your repertoire of slapstick stoner comedies is growing and catapulting you to comedic stardom.
I like you. I really do. I particularly enjoyed Knocked Up and Pineapple Express. But I'm afraid I have to share something with you.
I only have room in my heart for one cute, goofy, silly curly haired Jewish guy.
You know his name. He's had my heart since SNL 1994. Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore only sealed the deal. All movies after that were immediately added to my favorites. How sweet was Mr. Deeds? Winona Ryder ruined the whole thing, unfortunately. More recently Click and Spanglish showed me his more mature side. Oh baby he was hot in The Longest Yard and I just so happen to have Bedtime Stories in the Netflix queue right this moment.
You, Mr. Rogen are no Adam Sandler.
I realize you just finished filming a movie with Mr.Sandler himself, but let me assure you it is all about him. You are just a bit player.
Oh and by the way. Adam, if you are ever in Arkansas, call me.