The defining moment in realizing things have just gone too far is when, you are sitting on the edge of your bed with a handful of semi-sweet chocolate chips and a glass of milk at 10:30 at night. You're eating these because there is nothing else sweet in the house so you decided raiding the baking cabinet was your only option. Your postpartum gut stares you in the face, accusingly pointing out that smudge of chocolate on your thumb.
Walking into the horrifically lit bathroom you shamefully face the mirror. It doesn't lie. It's mean, but it doesn't lie. You think horrible thoughts looking into it's depths, although you do have to admit there is one bright spot in the reflection. You've got some damn good hair.
On a side note. Suzanne Wong (House Hunters) and Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs) should make a baby. If they did, that child would grow up to be the most pleasant voiced person on the face of the earth.