This morning at breakfast...
Mom: Good morning sweet Sugarbaby, you ready for something to eat?
Sugarbaby: Aaaahaaah phewwww bhooooo
Mom: Okay girlie, hold on let me get this cereal mixed up.
Sugarbaby: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh wooooo ssssfffffff bhoooo
Mom: Mmmmm, open wide, its good stuff!
Sugarbaby: Excuse me, what exactly is this mush you're feeding me?
Mom: Mixed grain cereal, just like yesterday morning.
Sugarbaby: What do I look like, Little Orphan Annie, Tiny Tim? Don't you think I would like something a bit tastier than gruel for breakfast, Mother.
Mom: C'mon its good for you, now open wide.
Sugarbaby: I'm contemplating spitting that bland paste you call cereal right back at you the second it touches my tounge.
Mom: Now that's not nice, be a good girl and eat.
Sugarbaby: Seriously woman, how about some bacon or pancakes, or even a nice fat juicy filet. Yes, I think I would like steak for breakfast instead of this cheap imitation you call food.
Mom: You don't even have teeth yet, how would you chew a steak?
Sugarbaby: Oh yeah, I forgot.
ROFL You're such a goofball. I miss the baby years....
ReplyDeletehaha you think she talks back now...being the baby and the only girl you are in for it
ReplyDeleteSuz- Yep, no doubt about it!
ReplyDeleteSis- Goofball indeed, look who's talking. You give Corgi's speaking parts.