Who in Nebraska is reading this? Fess up dude. I know you're there. That's why I have Feejit.
Also, you people in the UK that Google some weird ass phrases and land here, leave a sistah a comment, k? Just not a mean one. I don't like mean people. I used to be one of them. I'm reformed and let me just tell you karma likes niceness.
So everyone contribute to your karma a bit today and leave Sugar Britches here a comment.